As I move my entire website over to a new platform, thus begins the process of porting over eleven years worth of Newsy Bits from the old site to this new one. This should only take me a month...
At this time, I'm also retiring the Newsy Bits Newsboy. He's been the announcer of these Newsy Bits for all of those eleven years, and he'll be sorely missed. Thanks for serving me so well, Newsboy. See you in the funnies!